G’day Legends 🤙
Aussie tradies are a unique bunch, blending skill with some of the most rediculous humour. Whether on the job site or taking smoko, there’s a language that sets these tradies apart.
So, just for shit’s and giggles, here’s a list that’ll have you nodding, or scratching your head, depending on which side of the tool belt you’re on.
A phrase suggesting that regardless of the current difficulties, things will eventually work out. It reflects a common attitude towards life’s challenges, promoting a positive outlook and resilience.
A casual and colloquial request, asking someone to pass or fetch a ‘stubby’, which is a small bottle of beer.
A phrase used to describe erratic or unpredictable weather patterns, encapsulating the Australian penchant for understatement and humor in daily observations.
This colloquialism refers to the act of calling in sick to work, typically when one is not actually ill. It highlights a casual approach to work-life balance in Australian culture.
An expression that vividly conveys being extremely busy with tasks or activities, utilising the imagery of a lizard rapidly drinking to illustrate a high level of engagement or activity.
An Australian way of saying that something is irreparably damaged or broken, using the term “cactus” to denote a state beyond repair.
Refers to being engaged in manual work or labor, highlighting the value placed on physical work within Australian culture.
Originating from a break for a smoke, this term has evolved to mean a rest period in general, signifying the importance of taking breaks during work.
This phrase is used to describe something that is unreliable or of very low quality. “Dodgy” – a colloquialism for something that is suspect or fraudulent. “Two-bob” – a term that refers to two shillings in old British currency, which was use throughout Australia until 1966.
A rhyming slang for hitting the road, indicating it’s time to depart or start a journey.
A slang expression indicating that there are no problems or concerns, showcasing the laid-back Australian attitude towards resolving issues.
This saying suggests that applying physical effort or hard work will overcome a problem, emphasizing the value of perseverance and effort.
Describes someone acting hastily or without careful consideration, invoking the image of a bull charging without restraint.
A phrase that concludes an explanation with a flourish, implying that the result or solution is straightforward and guaranteed.
An expression used to describe someone who is extremely angry, with the vivid imagery of a “cut snake” highlighting the intensity of the anger.
This humorous saying is used to describe something utterly pointless or without utility, emphasizing its uselessness in a witty manner.
A uniquely Australian phrase indicating a serious intent to work or complete a task efficiently, dismissing any notion of wasting time.
A blunt directive for someone to stop being nosy or interfering, reflecting the Australian directness in communication.
Encourages attempting something new or giving something a try, embodying the adventurous and try-anything-once spirit of Australia.
A vividly descriptive way to comment on the dryness of the weather, using quintessential Australian imagery to underscore the severity of the conditions.
A demand for fairness or an equal opportunity, reflecting the ethos of giving everyone a fair go.
Describes something or someone that lacks refinement or polish but maintains a certain charm or effectiveness despite imperfections.
An expression denoting someone who has lost their temper in a dramatic or childish way, likening their behavior to a baby spitting out a pacifier in frustration.
A humorous observation that someone is behaving irrationally or is confused, using the image of a disoriented kangaroo to illustrate their state of mind.
Implies that someone may not be very intelligent or is lacking in common sense, using the old Australian slang for a pound or dollar to measure their mental capacity.
An expression highlighting the extreme rarity of an item or situation, employing absurd imagery to underscore its scarcity.
Indicates a profound level of ignorance or confusion, humorously suggesting someone wouldn’t recognize the difference between a place and a day.
Describes someone who is extremely frugal or unwilling to spend money, using a colorful metaphor to emphasize their tightfistedness.
Refers to waking up at an exceptionally early hour, likening it to the early rising habits of sparrows.
An expression used to describe a feeling of being extremely full or satiated, often after a large meal.
Used to describe someone or something that is extremely lively or energetic, with the imagery of a frog’s unpredictable movements in a confined space.
A hyperbolic way to describe someone who is extremely busy or overwhelmed with tasks, emphasizing the intensity of their workload.
Indicates a lack of skill or competence, humorously suggesting that someone couldn’t manage a simple task.
An Australian saying indicating that someone is extremely poor or lacking in financial resources, using the colloquial term “brass razoo” for money.
A promise to arrive promptly, using a quaint and picturesque expression to indicate speed.
Describes an attempt to control or organise a situation or group that is inherently uncontrollable, highlighting the difficulty of the task.
A way of expressing strong agreement with someone’s statement or opinion, affirming the correctness of their observation.
Refers to causing a problem or interruption that hinders progress, using the imagery of a tool being thrown into machinery.
A blunt command for someone to leave or remove themselves from a situation.
A colloquialism for becoming suddenly or excessively angry or upset, likening the outburst to a baby spitting out a pacifier.
An exclamation of happiness or approval, celebrating a positive outcome or piece of good news.
Invites someone to take a closer look or inspection, using rhyming slang for “look” based on the famous British explorer.
Describes a space or container that is completely full or crowded, often to the point of overflowing.
A skeptical query as to whether one is being teased or deceived, questioning the seriousness of the other’s statement.
Critiques someone’s boldness or audacity, comparing their demeanor to the expansive shopfronts of the well-known Australian department store chain.
A vivid metaphor for departing swiftly, evoking the urgency one might feel to move away from something as unpleasant as spoiling seafood.
A famous line from the Australian film “The Castle,” released in 1997, now it’s a humorous and succinct way to describe someone’s expectations as unrealistic or their aspirations as overly optimistic.
An expression of contentment and joy, suggesting a state of happiness without a care in the world.
Describes someone moving with great speed or haste, likening their rapid movement to that of a rat scurrying up a drainpipe.
An explanation for something that is missing, employing an Indigenous Australian term that refers to a journey of spiritual significance, adapted here to mean something lost or unaccounted for.
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