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The Digital Tradie Podcast | Episode 7
Gāday legendsš
Today, weāre diving into the world of safety ā yes, I know, it sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry. But stick with me, I promise thereāll be laughs, some cringe-worthy moments, and maybe even a nugget of wisdom. So, grab your morning coffee (or arvo beer) and letās get into it.
Oh and BIG thank you to the Australian Institute of Health and Safety for letting me roast their members.
1. The Thumbnail
So, there I was, staring at a sea of serious safety officers. And me, being the genius I am, thought, āWhy not start with a laugh?ā Bad move. I asked the crowd, āWho knows what a thumbnail is? Not the one on your hand, but the YouTube kind.ā Silence. Crickets. Tumbleweeds.

I then instructed them to look annoyed for the photo ā after all, annoyed safety officers would make the perfect thumbnail for my YouTube video titled āI Roasted Hundreds of Safety Officers.ā Letās just say their annoyed faces werenāt hard to come by. Thanks, Stuart, for capturing that moment of pure awkwardness.
2. Joking with Safety Officers ā Big Mistake
Hereās a tip: if you ever want to feel like a complete idiot, tell a joke about safety procedures to safety officers. My opening line? āHow many safety officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because itās knock-off time by the time the risk assessment is finished.ā
Cue the frosty reception. Iāve never seen so many blank stares in my life. Lesson learned: safety officers donāt mess around with light bulb jokes.
If a washed-up tradie like me can do it, so can you.
Dave List
3. The Band-Aid Saga
A while back, I cut my finger on a job site ā nothing major, just a tiny nick. So, I went to find the safety officer to report it. Turns out, he was āin the Actā with Liz. Now, get your minds out of the gutter ā they were stitching harnesses for confined spaces.
I waited, finger bleeding, while they were deep in their safety shenanigans. Eventually, I patched myself up with an out-of-date Band-Aid. The things we do in the name of safety, right?
4. My YouTube Journey
I started a YouTube channel called ThinkLIST. Initially, I made videos about tiny tech tips ā you know, riveting stuff like āHow To Open Command Prompt As Administratorā or “10 Things Outlook Can Do For You” Yeah, those videos flopped hard…
Then I switched to electrical content and BAM! The views started rolling in. The secret? Storytelling. Turns out, people love a good yarn, especially if it involves a tradie making a fool of himself.
The Heroās Journey and ABT (And, But, Therefore)
I discovered storytelling techniques like the Heroās Journey and the ABT framework. Hereās how it works:
- AND: Sets the scene. āRob put on his harness and climbed into the confined space.ā
- BUT: Introduces a problem. āBut the stitching began to break.ā
- THEREFORE: Resolves the issue. āTherefore, Rob swung to a ledge and waited for help.ā
Simple, yet powerful.

5. Applying ABT to Safety: A Live Workshop
Now, letās have some fun with ABT in a safety context. Imagine this hazard: getting hit by a car. Hereās how it could play out:
- Hazard: Getting hit by a car.
- Story: Dave knelt down to grease a valve. But as he stood up, a car zoomed by, nearly taking his head off. Therefore, his team decided to use traffic management at night.
See how much more impactful that is?
Personal Story: The Electric Shock Incident
Now, close your eyes and imagine youāre 21 again. Youāre leading a project in the heart of the city. One day, you turn off your phone for a movie, only to find out later that a tradie got shocked and fell off a ladder because of a mistake you made. That apprentice was me. This incident crushed me, but it taught me the importance of safety storytelling.
Conclusion
Embrace storytelling! Itās your secret weapon in changing behaviors and improving safety cultures. And remember, if a washed-up tradie like me can do it, so can you.
Thanks for sticking around, and stay safe ya LEGEND! Cheers!